[Ardent is sat calmly, in his room, with most of the candles lit. It's dim, but brighter than usual. His fingers are carefully pensed, and he thinks for a moment before looking into the camera and speaking ( Read more... )

( A public letter to Santa. )

Alright, given that I've had this conversation around four or so times with one human or another around here, I will spell it out quite clearly for all of you who aren't from the Disc.

- I am not human. That is to say, I am not an abnormally short human, I am not a 'midget', I am not some circus freak, I do not suffer from some condition which ( Read more... )

[Ardent hated human doctors. Humans, he could tolerate, but their doctors were kind of annoying. So, when he felt incredibly, and horrifically, ill this morning (there was some announcement about a flood, but he didn't see any effect), he kept working on his contract for as long as he could tolerate. Which didn't turn out to be very long at all, so ( Read more... )

What the fuck are you all on about? How the hell can any of you remotely enjoyed that? Is this how you treat Dwarfs in your world? Like freaks?!

Is this what your world is like? I spit on your world and whoever wrote it ( Read more... )

I hate this sometimes.

You can decide who that's directed at. Let me give you a hint. If you think it's you, it's you.

I'll be in my tent. mumblegrumble polishing my toadstool. Back to selling my dignity for ten cents a pop, folks. Roll up.

((ooc: Grumpy dwarf is back to being grumpy. because ALL OF YOU SUCK except the bearded lady. Oh, and ( Read more... )